Which is the greatest sub-ten Test innings of the last 40 years?

Chris Martin v Courtney Walsh, Vishwa Fernando v Jack Leach, Shannon Gabriel v Ian Botham – the debates rage on

27-May-2020Rabbit HolesAndy Zaltzman, stand-up comedian: Is there a video call for this?S Rajesh, ESPNcricinfo’s stats editor: Nope, just a text chat, I believe.Zaltzman: Okay, I’ll take off my make-up and wig and start then.Single-figure innings, the forgotten masterpieces of Test batting. In many ways, a good one-digit dig is of far greater cosmic relevance than a flashy 250. The single-figure score is something we can relate to, not some feat of otherworldly talent given only to a select elite few.I’m going to kick things off with a tribute to the Mozart of the Single-Figure Score: Chris Martin.Andrew Miller, ESPNcricinfo’s UK editor: Oh joy, we’ve hit the mother lode already.Zaltzman: Specifically, Martin’s debut innings – a staggering knock of 7 off 23 balls, in Bloemfontein in late 2000.Rajesh: Not a bad effort. Did he ever face more balls than that in an innings?Miller: Quite possibly the most misleading introduction to Test cricket since Nilesh Kulkarni in Colombo (a first-ball wicket, then zip for 195 in the rest of his miserable spell).Zaltzman: Martin batted another 103 times in Tests, and only once exceeded the 7 he made on his first appearance as a Test “batsman” (terminology subject to legal challenge). He only once faced more balls.Miller: And he only once reached double figures, 12 not out, in an innings in which he scored two fours for the only time. The second, immediately after the first, was an inside edge past the keeper.Rajesh: You’re being cruel, Miller… that was intentional.Gary Troup: probably not on Michael Holding’s Christmas list•Alan Gilbert Purcell/Fairfax Media/Getty ImagesMiller: But I’m going straight for the greatest moment of Martin’s thoroughly inept career. Wellington, versus India, in April 2009. He came to the crease without a single run in 23 matches in all cricket, dating back to the Gabba Test in November. He duly dumped Harbhajan Singh back over his head for a one-bounce four. Utterly triumphant.Zaltzman: Greatest shot in the history of cricket! His career began with a record-setting run of 48 consecutive single-figure innings. He made that one 12 against Bangladesh and had another 55 consecutive single-figure knocks. And then Martin finished his Test batting career in the most appropriate way possible – run out for 0 without facing. He had honed batting failure to such an art form that bowlers were no longer needed.Miller: He hit 15 fours in 13 years! !Rajesh: And all perfectly timed, with a control percentage of 100.Zaltzman: The South African attack in Martin’s epic debut: Donald, Pollock, Ntini, Kallis, plus Klusener and Boje. Over 1600 Test wickets among them by the end of their careers. I’d say, in context (i.e. bearing in mind whose hands were holding the bat), that innings will take some beating.Miller: For me, that is the beauty of this quest for the ultimate single-figure score. Anyone (barring maybe Martin) can rustle up a flashy 5 on demand. But as far as I’m concerned, these innings need to be heroic, or heroic failures. And you can put the emphasis on either word in that last phrase.Rajesh: Hmm, that’s a great start, Mr Zaltzman, so let me stick to a country-mate of his, from a few years before: Gary Troup.Zaltzman: Troup was on my list too. Is that why you lobbied for a 1980 start date?Rajesh: I think the scorecard will do all the talking here.Zaltzman: That scorecard is very different to Michael Holding’s version – I think 24 more New Zealand wickets fell, and he’s scrubbed the names of the umpires out in indelible marker pen.Phil Tufnell and Andy Caddick made zeroes in England’s second innings and then proceeded to share nine wickets to bowl Australia out for 104 and win the 1997 Oval Test by 19 runs•Rebecca Naden/PA Photos/Getty ImagesRajesh: Yeah, I was looking at YouTube links of the game too, but I couldn’t find a single ball from Troup’s innings, which is just so cruel.Zaltzman: Troup – 7 not out off 38 in 55 minutes v Garner, Holding and Croft, taking the score from 73 for 8 to 104 for 9 and a one-wicket win. It justified the umpiring in its unbreakable determination.Miller: Troup’s first-innings 0 is worth a mention in dispatches too.Rajesh: Yep, 57 balls and out just once (on the scorecard, at least). Calls for some celebration.Miller: So inevitably, the bulk of these will belong to plucky tailenders, forced to grind to the bitter end for victory or a draw. But precious few managed to achieve both heroism and heroic failure in the same innings. Step forward, Shannon “Why did he do dat?” Gabriel! It had absolutely everything. Ceaseless heroism to drag West Indies to a share of a hard-fought series, a tenth-wicket stand spanning seven and a half grittily endured overs, and then, the hack to end all hacks – into the timbers. A 2-1 series defeat. Immortality achieved.Zaltzman: Gabriel’s innings against Pakistan was the greatest expression of the human condition since the glory days of ancient Greek theatre. The match-losing shot was eerily reminiscent of Edmund Hillary’s first attempt to climb Everest, when, 20 metres from the top, he said, “I’m going to do a snow angel”, and slid 5000 metres back to base camp.Miller: At the opposite end of the competence spectrum, I nominate none other than Alec Stewart, Sabina Park 1998. Nine not out in 56 minutes on a pitch moulded from corrugated iron.Zaltzman: Stewart’s innings must be up there among the greatest single-figure scores by a top-order batsman. Worth a triple-hundred in Colombo.Miller: There were more visits from the physio (12) than runs from Stewart’s bat. At one stage he played forward to Curtly Ambrose and watched the ball take off like a Harrier and soar over David Williams’ gloves.Zaltzman: As I remember it, every ball Ambrose bowled to an England batsman in the 1990s did that.